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Offline Gerry

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« on: 12 July 2006, 23:18:34 »
Some of these I may have Posted before, but I think they're worth another look


A man walks into a bar and he's really pissed.

The bartender gives him a drink and asks what the problem is.

All he says is, "All lawyers are assholes."

A man sitting in the corner shouts, "I take offence to that!"

The pissed-off guy asks him, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"

The man replies, "No, I'm an Asshole."

 :aus: Gerry
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Re: Lawyers!!!
« Reply #1 on: 19 June 2009, 05:00:16 »
Quote from: Gerry on 12 July 2006, 23:18:34
Some of these I may have Posted before, but I think they're worth another look


A man walks into a bar and he's really pissed.

The bartender gives him a drink and asks what the problem is.

All he says is, "All lawyers are assholes."

A man sitting in the corner shouts, "I take offence to that!"

The pissed-off guy asks him, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"

The man replies, "No, I'm an Asshole."

 :aus: Gerry




Why did you say that a lawyer is an assholes? Are you really insulted by a lawyer? Is California Orange County Lawyer also an assholes?
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« Reply #2 on: 19 June 2009, 07:12:54 »
I didn't say that any particular Lawyer was an 'Asshole' but if a JOKE has to be explained, it's no longer a joke  :dontknow:
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« Reply #3 on: 19 June 2009, 11:17:17 »
Hi Gerry there seem to be some strange postings going on from newby's bringing *old* posts up and posing some silly questions regarding content, I dont thing they have read the posts correctly in the first place?

(OR had any form of humor removed form their person)
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« Reply #4 on: 19 June 2009, 16:03:29 »
yes is strange and picking on lawyer jokes also. i guess they must be lawyers who don't like lawyer jokes. it's not like there are not other jokes about other professions etc.
And it's not like we all hate lawyers is it. At least one long time member is a paralegal
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« Reply #5 on: 19 June 2009, 16:19:49 »
They are the ONLY winners in any legal battle they get paid if they loose they get paid if they win

I want to be a lawyer     Law-yer right  :rofl: :rofl:
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« Reply #6 on: 19 June 2009, 22:55:27 »
According to their Link, the Poster must be associated with a Law Firm.  It appears that anyone who either is, or works in the Legal field, likes to make every question or joke as complicated as possible
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« Reply #7 on: 20 June 2009, 12:13:31 »
That's what they are taught in law school to baffle us "commoners" into thinking they were something special...
we know different now :rofl:
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« Reply #8 on: 20 June 2009, 13:17:03 »
I don't think I'd be going to them for any advice when they can't distinguish fact from fiction  :laughing9:
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« Reply #9 on: 20 June 2009, 16:24:41 »
All the lawers I have met seem to live in cloud cookoo land so you could be right in your thinking Gerry :rofl:
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« Reply #10 on: 20 June 2009, 17:33:16 »
Quote from: princess90 on 19 June 2009, 05:00:16


Why did you say that a lawyer is an assholes? Are you really insulted by a lawyer? Is California Orange County Lawyer also an assholes?

Oh my dear do get a life, or at least a sense of humour.  :sleepy1: :halo:
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« Reply #11 on: 20 June 2009, 19:35:39 »
Quote from: dreamer on 20 June 2009, 17:33:16
Oh my dear do get a life, or at least a sense of humour.  :sleepy1: :halo:

Their Grammar isn’t too good either  :bigsmile:

PS: No Rad, not GRANDMA  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
« Last Edit: 20 June 2009, 19:37:35 by Gerry »
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« Reply #12 on: 20 June 2009, 20:25:19 »
i noticed that Gerry, not much good writing legal stuff if you can't get it right on a forum
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« Reply #13 on: 20 June 2009, 20:34:32 »
Quote from: 99 on 20 June 2009, 20:25:19
i noticed that Gerry, not much good writing legal stuff if you can't get it right on a forum

Yes 99, we as ordinary people can be excused for the occasional error in our grammar and/or spelling, but it makes you wonder what sort of Lawyers they are when they can't come even close to getting their's correct
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« Reply #14 on: 21 June 2009, 05:59:58 »
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Why did you say that a lawyer is an assholes? Are you really insulted by a lawyer? Is California Orange County Lawyer also an assholes?

If you click on the link, it's a website for a lawyer in Orange County, which is the next county south of Los Angeles County in California.  I don't know where this nitwit thinks most of you are located but he/she is wasting his/her time in advertising on this board!  :rolleyes:

P.S. This guy certainly looks like an asshole.
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« Reply #15 on: 21 June 2009, 21:51:12 »
we have had 2 recently turn up and post about the jokes. about lawyers am begining to wonder if it's not a spam engine automatically posting. that would explain the grammar.

did not think the board made any secret of where it was located.

exactly my point, as a forum you expect grammar mistakes. i make enough myself. But  if you are a lawyer where wording and grammar can make a huge difference in a contract etc, you expect very good english
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« Reply #16 on: 21 June 2009, 21:58:22 »
Do you not VET the members 99 ?
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« Reply #17 on: 21 June 2009, 22:07:53 »
Quote from: raddison on 21 June 2009, 21:58:22
Do you not VET the members 99 ?

If he did, you wouldn't be here  :bigsmile:
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« Reply #18 on: 21 June 2009, 22:14:13 »
Duh and to think I was trying to be serious and then Gerry pops his bonce round the corner and its take the urine out of poor old rad!


err hang on I'm radd ! :angeldevil: :angry9:
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« Reply #19 on: 21 June 2009, 22:22:54 »
And what would we do without you?  :love3:
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« Reply #20 on: 21 June 2009, 22:29:45 »
Have a go at

Dreamer, Lou, PP, err um 99
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« Reply #21 on: 21 June 2009, 22:33:24 »
i do rad well the board needs a valid email address etc. but it's almost an impossible task. if i go too far it puts people off joining the board
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« Reply #22 on: 21 June 2009, 22:34:21 »
As they don't Post a great deal these days, I couldn't do that as I think they're dead or maybe they've got the 'Swine Flu?'
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« Reply #23 on: 21 June 2009, 22:45:07 »
I am not too clear on how the spam thing works (spam emails just get deleted) I have an idea that there is little programs associated with links that can redirect your (the readers) address book to their site (in the background or via auto dialer's) but that's about as much as I have worked out
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« Reply #24 on: 21 June 2009, 23:17:39 »
well in terms of forums they automatically register, and post adverts etc. we have had a few.
i don't mind people advertsing stuff here as long as they are regular users
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« Reply #25 on: 21 June 2009, 23:22:05 »
I hope that they dont cause any harm to the software
I know that they can get annoying when you see 1 post that makes no sense and then there is a link attached (I try never to use links) there are some I do click on but they are normally on sites I trust  :rofl: thats my theory blown out of the window  :nail:
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« Reply #26 on: 06 February 2011, 23:01:50 »
In liar, liar at the beginning it was something:
- What is your dad?
- A liar!
- Ohhh ... you mean a lawyer.
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