Irish

[Gerry]

Paddy phones an ambulance because Mick’s been hit by a car.
 
Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears
and I tink both his legs are broken.'
 
Operator: 'What is your location sir?'
 
Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street ..'
 
Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?'
 
Silence and after a minute.
 
Operator: 'Are you there sir?'
 
Silence and a minute later.
 
Operator: 'Sir, can you hear me?'
 
This goes on for another few minutes until ................
 
Operator: 'Sir, please answer me. Can you still hear me?'
 
Paddy: 'Yes, sorry bout dat. I just dragged him round to number 3 Oak
Street ...'

[PaigntonPearl]

Ha ha ha!

[Gerry]

An Englishman goes into a Fish and Chip shop where there's an Irishman serving behind the counter

Irishman:  "What would you loik?"

Englishman:  "Fish and Chips Twice" 

Irishman:  "Oi Hurd ye the Furst Toim"