Just fostered a Muslim kid.
All 4 cans hit him right on the back of the head.
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Muslim terrorists have gone on the rampage in Bradford, killing anyone who's English.
Police fear the death toll could be as high as 5.
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Last month me, and this Indian from work decided to have a moustache and beard growing competition.
I still can't believe she won.
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Got a right beating last night by a 6ft 7in black bloke.
All I said was, GOLLY, you're tall.